Southpark premiere blew my mind

Great show in its 23123th season just keeps getting better. The new episode ran with the connection between God always watching us and how the NSA is always watching us. So Butters prays to the government to keep him safe..causes its watching us to keep us safe right? Same reason people pray to God..cause they expect God to step in when something bad happens. There is a joke there..but one wonders how different our expectations are of Government and of God. They seem to have similar roles as both are mostly called on to pull our butt out of a fire in an emergency and be ethereal whenever else. In order to calm hysteria about spying and privacy Butters turns the DMV into a confessional. Interesting thing confessionals. Wouldn't it be great if you could go to the government and PRIVATELY talk to someone about all your problems with the promise that they would stay secret and that you would be absolved of accountability (if you followed through with atonement assignment)? How many problems would this fix in our society? . Supposedly the government already knows about all you personal problems since they spy on you..there are just so many scofflaws and "criminals" out there they havnt gotten to you yet.Bad people no longer fear eternal damnation, they fear loosing their freedom. So why not go and talk with the jailer and since you were honest about it they wont follow up with the swat team or 70 consecutive life time sentences. We sort have stuck with our puritan roots regarding incarceration and punishment rather than reform and atonement and it clearly hasnt worked for us. I know..it only will be as good and benign as the people running it. But a serious idea to chew on from South Park.

Teenage Mutant Koopa Troopars

Cute vid.  (via topless robot)

Dear Mr. Watterson

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Jimmy Kimmel's "You're Screwed"

 "So your saying my generation faces the iminant prosepct of a bleak and potentially apocalyptic future?" Great line..so true through..people should read Dan Brown's book "Inferno"

What does the Heman/She-RA Xmas special teach?

 Out of left field..Via Io9 ..I lol'd...there will never again be TV as crazy as early 80s cartoons

"So what does The He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special teach us?

• If your birthday is near Christmas, you're only getting one party and one set of presents, even if you're born on a completely pagan planet like Eternia.
• If you're a kid and your parents allow you to go into the woods, unsupervised, to cut down your own Christmas tree, it's because they hate you.
• Getting into a stranger's van? Bad. Getting into a stranger's spaceship? Totally fine.
• Alien cultures are probably not going to be that excited to hear about Jesus.
• If there's a creature called a Beast Monster on your planet, it's because someone, somewhere, did not give a shit.
• Transformers are the toys of Satan. Buy only Masters of the Universe action figures from Mattel, kids!
• Do not let foreign people compose Christmas songs. It never ends well.
• You will do a lot of unusual things if someone is licking you.
• Even if you don't celebrate Christmas, you still have the Christmas spirit in you, TAKE THAT, JEWS.
• The fact that the original draft of this review was 3000 words means that I care far, far more about the He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special than any sane person ever should."

7yo suspend for imagination

Dumb school..funny kid. "dispended" hah. One of my foster kids had to sit out a few recess' for playing soldiers after their teacher told them about her son who was a solider..so it does happen a lot more than you 'd think. Why this is news from an Alabama news station about a kid who lives in denver is anyone's guess

Our government ?

Funny Photo

via fark.com

Teddy bear bomber unmasked!

Log this under creative and crazy I guess. Radio/Free Speech protesters air dropped free speech leaflets and teddy bears over Minsk, Belarus.

The initiative was meant to draw attention to Belarusian opposition groups such as Charter 97 and "Tell the Truth!" which are fighting for free speech in Belarus - a country ruled since 1994 by president Alexander Lukashenko, who is often referred to as "Europe's last dictator".

What is a Snooki?

 18yo Europeans might not get this best sports taunt EVER, but thats Snooki and co from "Jersy Shore" reminding the New Jersey Devils who they are associated with. Los Angeles won the game 4-0 and looks like they will sweep the Devils to win Lord Stanley's Cup. 

Two Lumps

Staying with the cat theme - Here is a funny cat-based e-comic! Check it out!

Bark Mitzvahs

Sigh ..dog people are strange...though at least the yamaka makes a good frisbee..whats next circumcision?

Yoda says "Boil Japan!"

Costco's next funded Inititive : Let us sell pot

Via the Dave Ross show Costco efforts on liquior may make or break the legalize Pot movement

"Costco, confident that legislation allowing retail sales of liquor will pass, is already envisioning the next frontier: wholesale marijuana." Think about it. The legalization of marijuana all depends on whether its eventual sale is properly controlled and regulated. There's only one way to really regulate that and that's to have a store to sell it..“Our one concern is that customers will come in for some dope and spend all day milling around the sample tables.”

The Return of Cornholio

Beavis and Butthead, the show that birthed animate comedy like the Simpsons and arguably made MTV about more than just music, will apparently be making a comeback. Little did you know that you've been watching it all this time and prob didnt know it.

Seattle has a black man clean up your shit

Via Dori Monsen show PSA your WA tax dollars funded

Bug's penis emits loudest sound in nature

Via Wired, the interesting case of a bug that chirps (loudly) with its junk.

Government brings you :: "Poop Fairys"

Heh someone in Denver must've been really high to come up with this idea...cute though..I suppose can swallow a little (government) waste when its implemented in a creative way. Oh and I dont miss walking a dog AT ALL.

Painted Cats

In my feline research I've come across some strange ideas...but this one is actually pretty kool. (Yes the butthole is the necktie)

Vinnie, being primarily white, would make an excellent canvas.

Vancouver burns