Chim-Chimney

Another crazy love story. This one involves a lady doctor who was so desperate she tried to break into her lovers house through the chimney, got stuck, and died there. I've got a chip on my shoulder against people like doctors and lawyers who get ridiculous salaries for services that mostly involve guesswork and Wikipedia. This is a reminder that the overpaid specialists asking $100 to write a script or get in front of a judge are just regular people who were good at jumping through hoops. Though the shine was already off that bottle thanks to astronaut Lisa Novak